Thursday, July 20, 2006

Big Ones

A recent exchange on a sunny summer day:

"Mommy, what are those?" (pointing to the hitchsack on the truck directly in front of us)

"I don't know, honey"

"'s kind of strange looking. It's probably a joke or something."

"Yeah, I'm sure it's a joke of some kind"

I haven't covered the birds & the bees, yet. I am certainly not about to get into a discussion about why a truck has testicles attached to it. And to the idiots who have them: they are so not macho or mature. Then again, you probably knew that, which is why you and your sack are riding alone.