Friday, April 11, 2008

Birkin Bag or Third Child?

Did you know families with three or more children are elitist and status conscious according to the informed people at The Washington Post?  I had no idea that all that time, while I was in agony from labor-induced hemorrhoids, slathering lanolin on my chapped nips, and mastering the penis tuck in a semi-conscious daze, I was actually being a snobby bitch.  

3 comments:

Hyphen Mama said...

That's a great article. Just goes to show that people are willing to judge others for just about any reason. It's never occurred to me to consider people with more children "elitist", I just figured they had more patience than I do.

CM said...

I don't think it's the Post saying that -- the author was complaining that people were saying that to her.

What exactly is the "penis tuck?" Is this something I should do to my husband to avoid having too many kids?

LawSchoolMom said...

HAHAHA! If only birth control were as easy as the penis tuck!

Penis Tuck v. - the careful placement - or tucking - of a penis inside a diaper/training pants to prevent discomfort.

According to the family expert, penises naturally like to lay a certain way. After two girls, I was very nervous about tucking a penis - especially a freshly circumcised one.