- a bike to get rid of my jiggly postpartum ass
- a new pair of running shoes (see above)
- my favorite perfume just because a girl needs to feel pretty now and again
- a PDA since my ass squashed my old one
I don't ask for too much. Just a few things to make life a little sweeter. But, none of these things were presented to me as I rounded the corner into adulthood. Nope. I'm still stinky, disorganized and I have a fat ass. Thanks, honey. I love you, too.