Adult Candy

Last night our children were being particulary hellish, so being the good parents we are, we gave them each a Dum-Dum lollipop to shut them up. The noise level in the house immediately diminished and a strange calm came over them, which got us to thinking: what if they made dum dums in adult flavors?! Some ideas: Rum & Coke, Strawberry Margarita, Mojito, Lemon Vodka, Crack. It could work.