Five Signs You Spend Too Much Time at Home Depot

1. Your children choose the Home Depot Hot Dog stand for lunch


2. You can tell your husband on which aisle and on which shelf a random item is located at Home Depot - from your cellphone.


3. The paint guy knows you by name


4. So do the cashiers


5. Your daughter wants to open her own Home Depot. She's only five and she's dead serious.