The Girl Code

Thou Shalt Not Have Sex With Another Woman's Man

Girl, if you know a man is taken and you sleep with him, then I'm going to call you a slut even if we have been friends since puberty.

If I ask you how you would feel if your man stepped out on you, and you say "I don't live in other people's feelings - just my own," then I will call you a cold-hearted bitch even if I consider you one of my closest friends.

If I say don't you feel it's morally wrong and you tell me "No, he's the one who initiated it," then I will say I can't talk to you right now because you have lost your damn mind - goodbye," even if it means the end of our friendship.