After calling the police because a "strange vehicle" was sitting outside my house, I finally listened to my phone messages long enough to discover that the strange vehicle belonged to Mike the Piano Tuner. In retrospect, maybe there was a reason I thought the police ought to know about Mike the Piano Tuner:
"Have you ever been to Santa Fe?"
"Oh, yeah...I lived in NM for ten years before moving away. How long were you there?"
"I was also there about ten years."
"Oh, Really? Whereabouts?"
"New Mexico State Pen(itentiary)."
"Ok! That'll be $85."