Never grocery shop with a child who can speak in complete and coherent sentences because that child will convince you to buy the EXTRA LARGE bag of JUMBO marshmallows (they're good in hot cocoa, mommy!) when it's seventy degrees outside. That child will also gently persuade you to purchase two packages of Uh-Oh "they went straight to my thighs and ass" Oreos and said child will encourage you to eat both the marshmallows and the Oreos, at the same time. You have been warned.
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