Saturday, October 20, 2007
I am so old
It's Saturday night. I'm on the couch, in sweats, sipping a $7 glass of wine, and listening to the Boston-Cleveland game on AM radio. I've officially morphed into my grandmother. I've skipped my thrilling thirties and gone straight to wheelchair speed. I could go downstairs to the family room and watch the game on the television but that requires effort. And sharing space with my children who are bouncing off the walls on a birthday cake sugar high. No thanks. They can have the basement tonight. Still...on the couch. In sweats? So frumpy. Thank goodness I have a great ass (and a great husband) or I'd never get any.