Send Vodka

I have an exam on Wednesday and one on Thursday. I am not worried about the exam on Wednesday, but Thursday's exam will be bat shit crazy. That class was sixteen weeks of bar prep and the final exam is a mini bar exam. Performance Tests, essays, and multiple choice on five subjects. Closed book. I can't stop that train from coming down the track but I can drink a finger (or two) of vodka before the exam.*







*The effects of alcohol on test performance are speculative. The ability of alcohol to calm my nerves and give me false confidence is a proven fact.