TMI

I watched the 20/20 special on prostitution and, as sad as it was, I was left with one burning question:  How the hell did that $20 hooker "finish" her "date" in FOUR minutes?*  Inquiring minds really want to know because my personal best, for that "service,"  is twenty minutes. Seriously, girlfriend should write a handbook detailing her "trade secrets" because that shit would sell like hot cakes.  I'm just saying.  

*It was actually four minutes from the time she left Diane Sawyer to the time she got back to the ABC trailer, so Madhubby and I estimated she really only did about one-and-a-half minutes of work.