Sarah &hearts Matt

It's no secret that I think Matt Damon is hot shit. Apparently, I'm not the only one:

The People's Choice

Matt Damon was named People Magazine's 2002 Sexiest Man Alive and he's gotten a huge ego boost from it so says PeeMag. I think Matt Damon is hot shit, but I don't think he's sexy enough to be THE Sexiest Man Alive. He's sexy - just not consistently so. Like in this picture, which is the cover of PeeMag mind you, Matty looks a little beat or like he's had a few too many and needs a good place to sleep it off. Plus, he's got that ugly mole which is kinda un-sexy. So, I thought, PeeMag gave Matt the cover to shut him up and get Brad Pitt off their case, and included the seriously hot people further down the list. Uh..no.

I scrolled through PeeMag's list and I'm pretty sure all their picks came from post-menopausal women. JT? Ew. JT is not sexy. Popular and petite, but he's not really bringing sexy back. We just let him think that he is. Adrian Grenier? Who the f*ck? Just goes to show you that long hair is not sexy on all men.

Where are the usual suspects? Yeah, Brad Pitt is on there, but he looks like shit. Where's George or this guy? Last I checked ('bout two seconds ago) these guys were hot shit and Matt? Um, yeah, he's still got that fugly mole.

Matt Damon is Hot Shit

I just saw The Departed and OH. MY. GOD. I don't want to give too much of the movie away, but I will say that Leo DiCaprio should so win Best Actor this year. And, if Matt Damon (or Leo) isn't crowned People's Sexiest Man of the Year, those voters oughta have their eyes checked. I mean, my Gawd, when did Leo DiCaprio become so damn intoxicating? He was awkward and whiny in This Boy's Life. But now? Now, Leo simply oozes sex appeal in Scorcese's good cop/bad cop flick. Stupid Gisele Bundchen.

Oh, and Matt. I have a special place for Matt. It's private and not suitable for children. I know he's a bit on the short, homely side but he seems like such a nice guy, which is why his turn as Colin Sullivan is dead-on. Aptly cast and aptly played. Kudos, Matt!

Mark Walhberg. Calvin Klein. 'Nuff said. Can't wait to see him in the Brazilian Job in '08.

Jack Nicholson. Old and more than a bit lecherous, but still totally fuckable. Did I really just write that? There is just something about Jack Nicholson. He's so naughty. He is still the Jack I loved from Terms of Endearment but with a bit more chutzpah in this movie. No wonder Lara Flynn Boyle can't let him go. You know he a freak. Plus, I love that in this movie, his woman is much hotter (and younger) than Matt Damon's. You know Jack orchestrated that shit.

Anyway, this movie is a must-see either on DVD or (preferably) in the theater. It's hip, it's got A-list actors and Leo takes his shirt off. What other reasons do you need?

Bringing Sexy Back

The hotness that is Matt Damon is on Letterman, tonight. That bartender is one lucky bitch.